Here is a sentence I didn’t think I’d ever use

#Picture removed by request, but it was very funny, that I guartantee;)#
Wakeup without the makeup but instead a king size headace. Ohh the sweet taste of Guinness burning through my brain and a morning breath that could kill a horse. We (me, Ingemar & Sophie) went to the St paddys party yesterday. There people from [...]

Got a fairy i can borrow?

Guinnes will be served!
St paddy’s party tomorrow with newfound friends. So I need a litle fairy to take with me, will give extra if beard, green clothes and a pot of gold is included!
I’ll see to it that he will be served with all the lucky charms he needs to dance and sing.
Amount I’ll pay [...]